Tinseltown Predictions: Billy Ray’s Swan Song

Country star and Disney actor Billy Ray Cyrus took his daughter Noah and their two dogs for a walk yesterday. Billy kept things casual while carrying a beverage as the two strolled in Studio City California. All of Billy’s kids have entered the music biz – do you think Noah will do the same? We kinda hope that she decides to go for hip hop, just so the Cyrus clan can have all the genres covered. C-Money for her stage name, anyone?

Tinseltown Predictions: Who is More Fun to Party With?

We think we can make a pretty decent argument that Paris is a bigger ‘star’ than Nicky. Fine. Agreed. Good. But who do you think would be a better friend? Who would be more fun to party with, Paris or Nicky?
Let’s list some of the party records for each. First up, Paris Hilton:

Paris recently came out in an interview saying she’s only slept with a couple of guys and kisses the rest. She also is an ex-con, has been caught on tape doing drugs, had ongoing feuds with most of Young Hollywood, and Girls Gone Wild Creep and Owner Joe Francis says Paris was the best in bed he’s ever had. Ick!

Nicky Hilton:

On the other hand, Nicky keeps boyfriends a little longer, dresses boring and bland, has her own designer lines that actually succeed, and has been rumored to dabble in drug use herself.

This is a hard one. Would you want to be friends with the Hiltons? And if so, why?

(Nicky is shown at the opening night of the new Hollywood Club “My House” and Paris is pictured shopping at Barneys of New York earlier yesterday)

Rachel Zoe Shuts It Down

Rachel Zoe got her shop on at Ralph Lauren in Beverly Hills this week. The reality “star” is well known for springboarding a whole set of new catchphrases. Any predictions as to what the new season of her Project will bring us? Perhaps we might see Zoe put an actual bite of food in her mouth on camera. We’d die. Yes, we would.

Jennifer Garner in Labor! Tinseltown Prediction!

Reports are swirling that Jennifer Garner may be giving birth this minute! She was seen entering Cedars-Sinai hospital with a concerned looking Ben on her arm. He supported her back and held her arm as the two were met by what looked like staff at the door. Quick, get your predictions in now. Is it a boy or a girl and what will they name it!

We snapped this foto of her in November and she was already looking ready to pop!

Tinseltown Predictions: Is Samantha Ronson Really Fine?

We love Samantha Ronson. We love the way she’s brought Lindsay happiness. We love her look. But we must admit, we’ve been worried about her. E! News Reports:

“Yesterday afternoon, the DJ checked in—and was subsequently released from—Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center due to exhaustion. LiLo was by her side the entire time.

“Thanks for all your messages, I’m home and all good,” Ronson writes on her MySpace blog. “[I] was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me. I had good company and a Jerry’s Deli delivery of chicken soup and potato pancakes and am feeling much better and am back to watching all my favorite Jerry Bruckheimer shows!”

We’re glad SamRo is feeling better. What do you think readers? Is she better or still pushing herself too hard? Look at these fab pics of her as she did some Christmas Shopping yesterday and tell us what you think.

Heidi and Spencer’s Chilly Premiere

America’s favorite Hate-able couple put in an appearance last night in front of our cameras! Heidi Montag and her “husband” Spencer Pratt arrived at Tavern on the Green on a bitter cold night (hey, who needs a coat!) for MTV’s Season 4 Finale of The Hills in New York City, New York. What do you think Season 5 will bring for this couple?

a) A spinoff show for Heidi, in which she educates women on natural plastic surgery choices.
b) More beachside music videos. Oh please, please. We really want this one.
c) Spencer dumps Heidi for Brody. You know they want it.

Tinseltown Predictions: Indy Media

It’s hard for us to come up with something nice to say about Harrison Ford – yes we are still completely pissed about Indiana Jones 4, and wouldn’t mind getting our money back for that turd. While we don’t blame Harrison and Spielberg and Lucas for getting their cash money on, we still kinda hate what was done to our nice childhood memory. And we know there’s a LOT of people out there that feel the same. So, lets make a prediction on the future of the Indy Series.

a) Indy will return in “Indiana Jones and the Bankrupt Pension”, in which Harrison Ford battles AIG and Fanny Mae
b) Karen Allen will star in her own spinoff, wherein she buys and restores an Italian villa in order to come to terms with the pain caused to her by Indy dumping her all those years ago. Now that we think about it, that feels familiar.
c) Shia will take over the role in “Mutt Jones and the Secret of the Lost AA Meeting”.

We saw Harrison himself yesterday, doing a spot of Christmas shopping at Barney’s in L.A.