The Curse of Nicole Kidman!

Readers Beware! By even viewing this post, we’re dragging you right into the middle of an all out evil brawl! Nicole Kidman, was once Bewitched but now Perez Hilton is reporting that Nicole Kidman has been cursed!
He says:
“After “blowing feebly” into a didgeridoo during an appearance on a German TV show, Aboriginal leaders are saying that Nicole Kidman will be cursed with a Botox baby!
Award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green said that Nic’s blow job “bastardizes our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren.”
Sydney’s Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council cultural officer Alan Madden said Kidman and director Baz Luhrman should have known better, after spending time in Australia filming on location.
Kidman has voiced a desire to have more babies.”

We think Nicole has had her share of curses, but she’s since divorced Tom Cruise.

Hugh and Nicole are Epic

Sexiest man alive and general man-of-the-hour Hugh Jackman was looking worthy of his award from People when we saw him yesterday. Hugh is of course the star of Australia, and he walked the red carpet with the OTHER star of the film, actress Nicole Kidman at the premiere of their movie, Australia in New York City last night.

The Old Flashlight Trick!

Last night we got a tip that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were at the Bryan Adams concert at The Roxy. We dispatched our best team, Picasso, Hector and Velasco. Yes we got the photos, but the driver thought he would be cleaver and shine his flashlight at the paparazzi in hopes of screwing up the sensors in their flashes. This is kind of like holding up a cross to Dracula, but as you can see it did not work! You’ve got to wake up pretty early in the morning to out smart this team.

Will Someone Please Get The Car Door For Nicole?

Nicole Kidman is Hollywood royality. With all of her aids, gofers and PR flack with their clipboards, can’t someone help her with the car door? Hello!This photo was taken last night at a screening of “God Grew Tired Of Us” at the Pacific Design Center ( better known in L.A. as the Blue Whale).

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