In our Stupid Criminal stories, we bring you this delightful little ditty about a moron from a Maine Township in Illinois. Mr. Janusz Owca was arrested in August for choking his wife and was booked into jail and given his traditional phone call. With police listening, Owca called his wife and threatened to kill her. At least he’s got conviction?
We kid, wife beating is not funny at all, so we hope this idiot is locked up for a long time!