Buzzfoto Blind Item #57: Sprained Ego

This NBA Player on the East Coast claims that he hurt his leg on the court in front of screaming fans. That is somewhat true… We hear he really has been given less playing time so he devised a plan to get hurt to get more press. The owner’s of the team told him that he was there in the first place to sell tickets, so in a twisted sense of responsibility, we suppose he’s trying to do just that by playing on the sympathy angle until he heals, and grab as many fans in the process.

It’s no one from this team:

Buzzfoto Blind Item #40: Addicted to Trickery

Which B list television ‘Actress’ is so addicted to plastic surgery, virtually everything on her body has been altered? Here’s the twist, it’s not who you would think by looking at her. Apparently, her addiction to the knife doesn’t have anything to do so much with aging or body image, she’s seduced by the fact that no one ever suspects she’s had any work done. She gets off on fooling everyone. There were rumors once or twice on a nose job, but her work is so artfully and subtly done, it’s hard to tell!

It is NOT Katherine Heigl.

Breaking News: Marcia Cross’s Husband is Battling Cancer

We have learned that Marcia Cross’s husband, Tom Mahoney is currently battling cancer.

“He is currently under treatment and is responding very well,” the actress’s rep Heidi Slan told People.com.

The two were married in June 2006, and have 23-month-old fraternal twin daughters, Eden and Savannah. No further details on his condition have been released but our hearts go out to the couple and their family.

All the Hills, None of the Thrills

Brody Jenner has friends! See:

But why are none of them watching?

Perez Hilton is reporting

“MTV must be doing some soul searching at the moment.

The cornerstone of its programming, The Hills, and its related spinoffs aren’t doing so well!

We mentioned on Tuesday that The Hills’ season four finale viewership dropped by more than a million from the last season.

And, now, new reports indicate weak premieres for the NYC version of The Hills, the Whitney Port-starring series The City, and Brody Jenner’s reality competition show, Bromance.

When compared to The Hills season four premiere, The City’s numbers look less than impressive.

The Hills 4 premiere scored 3.5 million viewers and The City, 1.6 million, say TV insiders.

Bromance’s number were dismal.

It managed to attract a paltry 963,000 to its premiere.

Lauren Conrad, et al. are definitely on the OUT list for 2009!”

The Curse of Nicole Kidman!

Readers Beware! By even viewing this post, we’re dragging you right into the middle of an all out evil brawl! Nicole Kidman, was once Bewitched but now Perez Hilton is reporting that Nicole Kidman has been cursed!
He says:
“After “blowing feebly” into a didgeridoo during an appearance on a German TV show, Aboriginal leaders are saying that Nicole Kidman will be cursed with a Botox baby!
Award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green said that Nic’s blow job “bastardizes our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren.”
Sydney’s Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council cultural officer Alan Madden said Kidman and director Baz Luhrman should have known better, after spending time in Australia filming on location.
Kidman has voiced a desire to have more babies.”

We think Nicole has had her share of curses, but she’s since divorced Tom Cruise.

Would You Rather: Which Look To You Like Better?

Rumer Willis showed up at the Trevor Project’s 11th Annual Cracked Xmas: A Not So Silent Night at The Wiltern Theater looking a little different. Yes, the girl in the bottom foto is Rumer. Trust us, we’ve checked. So tell us, which look to you like better? The old or the new?

Before:

After:

Blast From The Past! Katherine Moves!!

We know Katherine Heigl has been in the news lately, so we thought we’d show this great photo of her taken way back in March. Katherine was schleping her clothes as she moved into her new home. Maybe next time someone will get photos of her at the dry cleaners! Yeah, we heard that story.