Cisco Adler’s Balls

Don’t worry, we’re not gonna show that nasty pic here – we just love remembering Sarah Silverman’s stand up about him. So is Cisco Adler actually working for a living these days or what? He’s been promoting his artist protege Shwayze big time on MTV and the like, but we’ve yet to see a big hit from the artist. But then again we’re just proud of Cisco for taking a break from all the clubbing. Of course, we did see Cisco at Foxtail Lounge nightclub in West Hollywood, California last night, so it was a short break.

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Is She Going Home With Cisco?

So did Cisco just pick this chick up last night at Le Deux? Does she really know what she is getting herself into? We are curious if The Adlers really named their kid Cisco. Seems odd. His real name is probably something like Marvin. Oy, gevalt!

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Cisco Alder Son Of Music Legend Lou

Around 1976 the father of Cisco Adler, Lou threw a very cool showcase at The Roxy in Los Angeles. The artist was Hirth Martinez and everyone keep saying that Bob Dylan would be there so of course Buzz Foto was present. We were walking around the club with our cameras and drink in hand when some guy came over and said “thank you for coming, but by the way NO PHOTOS”. No one gave a rats ass about Hirth, but we wanted Dylan photos and he said ” yeah well Warner Bros invited us and who the hell are you”. Well one of the top ten rules in this town is to never confront someone unless you know exactly who you are speaking to. Yep, you guessed it, it was Lou Adler in the flesh. Not only was it his party, but he was also one of the owners of the Roxy! In a second, another photographer tapped us on the shoulder and said ” you are fucking nuts… that is Lou Adler “. ” Sorry Lou”. He just smiled and said ” enjoy the show and please no photos”. Oh, those were the days!

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CISCO ADLER at Guy’s for Samantha Ronson’s Karaoke Night last night

A barfly spy tells Buzz Foto that Cisco Adler, Mischa Barton’s ex-boyfriend, spent his evening at Guy’s with his good friend — the posh Princess Paris Hilton. Virgos & Aquarians love being friends!!! Cisco, please get back with Mischa. She is as single as a Pringle. You guys make a nice couple!

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