See My Vest

Chris Crocker and a male companion held hands while taking a stroll along trendy Robertson Boulevard yesterday in Beverly Hills, California. Chris was shirtless again, and wearing a fetching shade of pink lip gloss. Chris recently starred in Weezer’s Pork & Beans video. If you’re one of the 5 people in the world that hasn’t seen it, check it out sometime!

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Photo by Manuel Velasco/BuzzFoto.com

An Ill-fitting Dress is the Least of His Problems

Chris Crocker walked with his usual companions along Robertson Blvd calling a lot of attention to himself by wearing a bright green dress with stilettos yesterday in Beverly Hills, California. Why has he been wearing so many dresses lately? We’re just grateful that he’s not showing off his junk anymore.

Oh wait. Chris, did anyone tell you that your nipple is showing?

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Chris Crocker’s Bible Bag

Painfully attention-starved Internet Meme Chris Crocker was out with friends a couple days ago. We took his picture because we know that Chris likes to brag on his MySpace about how the paparazzi CHASE after him CONSTANTLY. Uh huh, sure. Chris and his buddies had lunch at the Newsroom Café on Robertson Boulevard in Beverly Hills, California. Chris wore a white singlet and white jeans and carried an animal print bag. That thing is shaped like those bags made for carrying Bibles. Has Chris turned a new spiritual leaf?

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Photo by Alex Calderon/BuzzFoto.com

Chris Crocker is Bra-Less.

We don’t consider internet fads to be CELEBRITIES, but Chris Crocker loves to pose so sometimes we indulge him. It’s the best way to get folks like Chris out of our face so we can get back to photographing the people that bring home the bacon. Chris was on Robertson Blvd in West Hollywood yesterday, leaning out of the car and showing off his perky man boobs. Good God.  Chris needs to keep this kind of crap where it belongs – he could probably make a lot of money on the Walk of Fame, where tourists would be impressed with meeting a “star”.

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Photo by Lory/BuzzFoto.com