Forget everything you know about this C List couple and their shameless self-promotion. Things are not what they seem. This couple have a very strategic and outlined plan to keep their names relevant. If you believe any of the stories about them, just know they are there to create buzz. The good news is, the best is yet to come. We’ll be hearing crazy stories soon about abuse, babies and sex scandals.

Here’s an interesting list of chores…. TV personality Snooki Polizzi and new cast member Deena Cortese visited the laundromat, liquor store and gym while filming scenes for Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Snookie made sure to munch on a Slim Jim on her way out.

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Showing off her best asset (her legs!) Stephanie Pratt wore itty-bitty cut-off shorts while picking up a dress from a friend’s house. Looking good!

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TV personality Jenni Farley aka JWOWW showed some definite PDA with her new boyfriend Roger Williams while filming scenes on the boardwalk for Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

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Jessica Alba got pulled over by a cop in Beverly Hills and had to rely on her smile to get out of a ticket! Guess what? It worked! Jess drove away ticket free and with a very star-struck officer.

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Actress Clemence Poesy walked to the set of Gossip Girl carrying a copy of Joyce Carol Oates’ novel Wild Nights outside the Empire Hotel.

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