Good news if the economy has you out of a job. Life & Style is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is looking for a new personal assistant. The pay isn’t spectacular for working with one of the world’s most alleged divas- only $55,000-65,000.
Job Requirements?

- “The person has to be graceful under pressure, have a thick skin, and be resourceful in foreign countries, among others things.”
- “You’ll be expected to travel at a moment’s notice and must know how to adjust in each city.”

- “The job is 6 days a week, at least 12 hour days with one day off, but you may not get off for weeks. You’ll be on call 24/7 and you’ve got to be organized and always on point.”

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Television food critic and chef Katie Lee Joel prepared her recipes for shrimp burgers with old bay mayo, portabella burgers with pimento aioli, & sausage burgers with peppers with host Harry Smith as her taster at the CBS Early Show in New York City. After Harry tasted the burgers, he gave Katie a fist pound to congratulate her! Be sure to check out Katie’s monster fake eyelashes!

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This D Lister just got his big break by getting on board in one of the biggest films of next year. The film has some big names signed on and so this pathetic actor better watch his step. Instead, he’s been irritating cast members by taking pictures of all the females on set and their chests with his cell phone. We know, very mature. He takes the photos and then shows them to everyone and anyone who will look.

Drew Barrymore looks better with each passing year! We snapped her looking gorgeous outside The Apple Store in London’s Oxford Street. Drew was in London to promote her film Going the Distance and was accompanied by her co-star and sometimes boyfriend Justin Long.

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Ellen Pompeo is doing her best to keep herself on the MILF radar. She has been working out several times a week to keep her mom body super smokin’ hot! We snapped her leaving a long workout. She rewarded herself afterward with lunch at Le Pain Quotidien.

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Do the people at your work drive you crazy? Have you ever wanted to stick it to your co-worker? If you haven’t seen this video yet, you need to check it out. A BBC weatherman did just that when his co-worker made some smart a** remarks! Classic!

Did you know some of your favorite celebrities aren’t only actors, they are poets? Yesterday was National “Bad Poetry Day” (today is actually “Potato Day” if you care), so we think it’s fitting to share some with you. We suppose that the famous think that because they’re good at acting, they must be good at everything. If that were true, Dancing With the Stars wouldn’t exist.

To help celebrate, here’s an excerpt from Charlie Sheen’s book “Peace of Mind:”

“Teacher, teacher, I don’t understand,
You tell me it’s like the back of my hand.
Should I play guitar and join the band?
Or head to the beach and walk in the sand?
Oh, teacher, teacher, I don’t understand…”

Want more? How about Suzanne Somer’s “Touch Me”

“Organic girl dropped by last night
For nothing in particular
Except to tell me again how beautiful and serene she feels
On uncooked vegetables and wheat germ fortified by bean sprouts–
Mixed with yeast and egg whites on really big days–
She not only meditates regularly, but looks at me like I should
And lectures me about meat and ice cream
And other aggressive foods I shouldn’t eat. ”