Prince Philip is a South Pacific God?

The Daily Mail is reporting that a South Pacific tribe known as the Yaohnanen from the island of Tanna believe their true ancestral god is Britain’s Prince Philip. This realization comes from seeing photos of him with the queen during a 1974 visit to Tanna’s mother nation of Vanuatu. When the Prince visited, he promised he would return. The tribe was hoping he would stay permanently as soon as his 89th birthday (June 10, 2010) rolled around. The tribe held a grand celebration on that day, but the Prince failed to show for the celebrations. Luckily they had a replacement, Scottish university student Marc Rayner who was working on the island and stood in for the Duke of Edinburgh. Too bad the Prince missed out, Marc got to wear the official ceremonial penis sheath required for the event.