BuzzFoto Blind Items #309-311

Sorry for the absence of Blind Items last week, we were having some technical difficulties, but all is back up and running, so we’ll post a few to catch up.

#309- This celeb claims to our source that her celebrity status was basically created by a magazine. She says this gossip rag approached her with an idea that A Listers were no longer being photographed or making headlines, so they would make her famous by starting to print her in the magazines. She would get a cut of the sales, but the catch was they could print whatever they wanted about her. The plan worked to everyone’s advantage because the celeb has had work since and has gained fame and the mags have something to run whenever they need it.

#310- This serial monogamist might sing how he likes to roam around with different ladies, but he is actually terrified when he’s not in a relationship. We mean, truly terrified. He’s been diagnosed with Anuptaphobia (look it up!), a fear of being single. He will do anything to be in a relationship, even if he doesn’t like the person he’s with.

#311- This aging musician is finding himself low on relationship prospects. He is used to the good old days when he had the ladies flocking to his trailer after a show, but now the options are drying up and he’s resorted to internet chat rooms to find companionship.