• July 2, 2009
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Jeffery Dean is Actor in Resident

Actor Jeffery Dean Morgan tossed a football around on the set of his latest movie The Resident, New York City, New York. The Resident tells the story of a single doctor (Hilary Swank) who moves into a Brooklyn loft only to discover her landlord, Jeffery Dean Morgan, is an obsessive psycho.

Jeffery Dean Morgan

Photo by Christopher Peterson/BuzzFoto.com

3 Comments

  1. BILDERBERGS 'R' TERRORISTS says:

    JD Morgan is a handsome man with a great body. I wonder if he’ll ever make a movie with Julia Louis-Dreyfus called If We Sank The Titanic.

    She could play a character named Louise who is the great granddaughter of a gold miner who has a global monopoly and works slaves to death whose on board the Titanic. His business interests are challenged by another man on board named Jack Pierpont, played by JD Morgan. Louise plans to kill Pierre by setting mining explosives on the Titanic and escape on a getaway boat that trails not so far away.

    We flashback to a time when Louise had more humane ideas about how to do earn money through an honest day’s work. In her late teens she dabbled with on-the-job work at one of her great-grandfather’s mines. She watched the slaves in the mine and pondered ways to make their work safer and easier. Finally it dawned on her that she should offer herself up, apply her own human labor, use her own body and mind in the goldmine left to her. Each sibling was given their own mine as her great grandfather owned thousands of them in many nations. Like lightning over a gold-capped Israeli Temple in 70 AD, Louise stood up and told the slaves to use her. A gleam slowly grew in their eye, but she assured them she meant nothing sexual by her declaration. She tells them, “No silly willies. You can see that I have a geneticly adapted chin designed especially by thousands of years of inbreeding that would make my body perfect to use as a chisel. You can use me like a Jack-hammer and with Yahwey on our side this mine can be the most profitable mine on the planet, in the WORLD!” The silly willies took a look and saw that, in fact, her chin was very durable looking and exceedingly pointed from thousands of years of inbreeding. One of the slaves agreed, “Let’s do it. I don’t mean sex because I don’t want my kids having a face like that. That chin looks like a New World Order symbol, like half of the Star of David. I mean we should do what you say Master Louise.” She runs toward them and like a ballet of slaves they lift her into the air and turn her head toward the ground. With an ear-to-ear smile on her face she juts out her chin at which the slaves take the cue and begin to use her like a Jack-hammer.

    To their dismay, the plan fails. Louise, like her great grandfather, cannot accept failure, so she decides the best thing to do is to cause so much loss of life that she will take mercy on her chin and pre-set weapons of destruction inside the floors of the Titanic to cause a controlled-demolition of Jack Pierpont and take him out of the competition altogether.

    As the controlled-demolition takes place, Louise jumps onto her escape boat. But to her displeasure, Jack also has an escape boat that he’s hired to trail the Titanic, waiting not so far away. He’d heard about Louise’s duplicitous character and decided that since her chin was designed by thousands of years of inbreeding into the upside down pyramid representing New World Order that, she probably put money first over human life and so he had a back up plan. As he boards his escape boat that he gave the name Plan Bee, he smiles with satisfaction then, takes out a fishing net from underneath a seat bench and begins to scoop of wallets and purses of victims of the Titanic that Louise sunk to remove the obstacles to her gold mine business.

    Years later Louise, forms a bank that is neither Federal nor a Reserve in any technical sense. She deposits into its safe 666 thousand crates of diamonds and gold bars that her slaves had dug up with regular pickaxes. She smiles saying, “It’s good to own the King.” Jack Pierpont hears that Louise opened a bank and declares, “I want a bank of MY own. I want a bank of my own NOW!” Jack opens HIS OWN bank to compete with Louise and he too deposits 666 thousand crates of diamonds and gold into his bank’s safe. This act makes them equal. Louise likes that she and Jack are now equals so she invites him to dinner.

    Jack arrives on time to dinner, because he’s carefully set his watch. Louise has carefully set her watches too because she’s Jack’s equal now and cannot let him get a leg up on her. After several failed attempts to poison one another at the dinner table and having grown tired of watching servants leap to their deaths out the window after mistakenly taking the poison themselves Louise declares, “There’s been enough suffering already, maybe the best thing to do is to pull it.” Jack replys, “You mean we should get married.” Louise, “Yes, pull it. There’s been enough collateral damage. Severity and Mercy. Severity and Mercy. Pull it.” Jack says, “O I doth love you and I doth love your pickax of an inbred chin, Julia, I mean Louise-Dreyfus-Morgan.” Louise replies, “Whose Julia? My name is Louise.” Jack replies, “I was thinking of what we will name our firstinbred daughter. I hope she’ll look just like you. How I doth love that pointed chin of yours. Let me count the ways. One, it’s so New World Orderish–” Louise, “Thank you. That’ll do. One way is enough. Yahwey is the way. Money first, I say! Jack Pierpont, I do love that you lie so well and that you don’t care that I’m a mass murderer and that you are my equal in greed. Don’t be mistaken in that. And I do say, this marriage will work out quite well. Quite well indeed” Jack, “Yes indeed. O Louise I can’t wait to see our pointed-chinned baby.” Louise, “You want my money you say?” Jack, “Yes, yes, yes. By god, you’ve got it. You get me, Louise. You so get me.”

    THE END

  2. BILDERBERGS 'R' TERRORISTS says:

    He’s sooooo hot, but not as hot as the people the Federal Reserve Bank heads murdered in association with the Rothchild bankers in the WTC in 2001.

  3. BILDERBERGS 'R' TERRORISTS says:

    JD Morgan is sooooooo hot, but not as hot as those who leaped to their deaths on 9/11 after the Rotchild associate inside the Federal Reserve Bank put nanothermite throughout the buildings and set it up from not so far away inside the SEC/FBI/Solomon Building.

    Solomon was a biblical figure that symbolizes making money by annihilated others and wiping all traces of them off the face of the earth. Solomon also represents the Freemason number 666.

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