- February 7, 2009
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We Need Iconic Fotos Everyday!!
Seems like our readers and client base are endless these days. We crave iconic photos of celebrities enjoying daily life. We do not need high speed chases or peeking into someone’s backyard with a long lens. We want the real thing of life imitation art in the streets of Los Angles, New York and London.
These cosmic photos of Katie Price were taken yesterday at Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills. We love that place. They have the absolute best Osso Buco in town.
Photos by Marvin Putzerman and Henry Flores/Out Of Sight Media/BuzzFoto.com
Speaking of “Crown Disposal”; they are a ROYAL pain in the arse. Someone call that number in the above photo and tell them to abide by the law and obey NORMAL pickup hours. They disturb the PEACE at all hours of the day and night: 12am, 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am and all hours thereafter.
They drive people insane. I’ve thought to run outside and paintball their windows, hijacking the trucks and driving them off Mullholland’s car graveyard more than once, but can’t drag myself out of be fast enough to go vigilante on their retarded arses.
Maybe I’ll pop some Ambien and see what happens outside of my control.
The arseholes at Royal Crown Arseholes Disposal cost me my job. They chronically woke me up at all hours of the night causing me to oversleep. I got pink-slipped. It took me awhile after that to figure out what was making me oversleep, but as I lay there jobless for several months the noise from Crown Disposal reminded me of why I wasn’t getting enough sleep and was late for work.
My neighbor fell at work and had both legs amputated. It was likely because he was sleep deprived and his body wasn’t as strong as it would have been if Crown Disposal had obeyed the law and not arrived until after 7:00AM.
We need new laws to make it illegal for Crown Morons to be unable to operate where anyone is sleeping until after 8:30AM, well after we’ve pulled out of the driveway and set off for our jobs.
The Crown needs a better brain underneath its front and center cross.
The “p” directly underneath the cross on the crown of Crown Disposal logo seen in the background stands for “pricks” among trash companies.