Buzzfoto Blind Item #62: Some Should Lay of the Booze

Which D-List Reality TV Celebrity was very drunk and very cold after being caught trying to skinny dip in a neighbor’s pool? The neighbor was so mortified and embarrassed to see him, (the “star”) naked, that they didn’t call the police and decided to try to ‘forget’ the matter as long as our Celeb promised to sober up?

It’s not Brody Jenner.