Shia is Sad…and Pissed

We really do love Shia LaBeouf, so we’re sorry that our presence annoyed him yesterday, but hey. Shia. Go inside if you don’t want us around, snapping. Shia displayed his pain for the world to see yesterday after news that he had lost his driving license for a minimum of one year was announced. Shia joined the garden gnomes on a neighbors doorstep as he looked visibly upset. Hey, no worries, Shia. There’s always taxis, and thousands of beautiful women who would happily drive you to the ends of the earth.