- January 3, 2009
A Bikini Pap Assistant and Doublemint Twins Pose Beachnut Dilemma

Would you believe this girl is the assistant to a Miami Beach pap? True! That bag over her shoulder carries the necessary items required to shoot celebrities undercover at the beach. The trick is blending in…which I think she does quite successfully!


There’s something about the similarity of these two girls’ bikinis that forces you to do a double take. Upon closer inspection, of course, you realize the patterns are different. Such is the nature of papping at Miami Beach when there are no celebrities around.

This is disgusting! stalking celebrities is one thing but stalking innocent pedestrians is perverted and shold be illegal.
Unfortunately we live in a democracy where your right to privacy ends the moment you step into a public space. The right to photograph anyone in a public space is not stalking, it’s called artistic appreciation. Like all art, if it offends your sensibility, look away and shift your focus on something else in the world. I think you missed the visual metaphor here…it’s not about the two women (neither of which can be identified) at all. Fascist aesthetics should play no role in the creation of art…at least not in America.