Scarlett is Just Fine, Thanks

The web has been all abuzz with these fotos of Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of The Spirit. OMG HER BOOBS ARE GONE. OMG SHE HAS HAD WORK DONE. People, please. Her boobs aren’t gone, so put down the noose, males around the world. The dress is made that way, and ScarJo is a newlywed so we can forgive her any facial changes. We think she looks amazing. Being super happy and in love will do that to you.