Jessica is a Bingo Queen

Our friend Ok! Magazine are reporting that Jessica Simpson had the very high honor of holding a concert this weekend. The venue? San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California. Now, ouch. What we’re really wondering is, who booked this for her? It’s gotta be partly Papa Joe’s fault. Unless Jess got paid a mint to perform there, we can’t figure out why she would deign to appear in such a spare forum, if for no other reason than it making her career seem already more DOA than it is.