Tinseltown Predictions: Indy Media

It’s hard for us to come up with something nice to say about Harrison Ford – yes we are still completely pissed about Indiana Jones 4, and wouldn’t mind getting our money back for that turd. While we don’t blame Harrison and Spielberg and Lucas for getting their cash money on, we still kinda hate what was done to our nice childhood memory. And we know there’s a LOT of people out there that feel the same. So, lets make a prediction on the future of the Indy Series.

a) Indy will return in “Indiana Jones and the Bankrupt Pension”, in which Harrison Ford battles AIG and Fanny Mae
b) Karen Allen will star in her own spinoff, wherein she buys and restores an Italian villa in order to come to terms with the pain caused to her by Indy dumping her all those years ago. Now that we think about it, that feels familiar.
c) Shia will take over the role in “Mutt Jones and the Secret of the Lost AA Meeting”.

We saw Harrison himself yesterday, doing a spot of Christmas shopping at Barney’s in L.A.

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