- December 22, 2008
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Dita Von Teese Pale In Comparison to Jordan?

We snapped the lovely and very pallid Dita Von Teese as she left The Grill with a friend last night. Dita was smiling and happy even though she was slammed recently by British Pop Star Katie “Jordan†Price.
Apparently Jordan took issue with Dita’s latest Playboy cover. She told OK!: “I’d love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese’s cover and it’s crap. The woman is rank. It’s not my cup of tea that she’s so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers’ Wives. It didn’t look like Playboy to me.â€
Ouch! What do you think? Are the two even comparable? Which cover was better?

Photos by Brandelis Jordan/BuzzFoto.com

I dont think you can expect someone as artificial looking and dim-witted as Jordan to understand the classic beauty that is Dita…. and the fake bake orange tan was out in 1995…Jordan could use a little more pale in her life…