Andy Dick Gets Denied

The only thing that makes us happier than seeing Andy Dick on screen is seeing him in our camera lens. Seriously, his comedy is severely underrated, and we have long been fans of his subversive, quirky humor. Andy arrivesd at JFK airport in NYC yesterday. The comedian/actor seemed very happy, and absolutely sober as he joked with the paparazzi. Before driving off Andy was asked who he would want with him if he was stuck on a deserted island. He didn’t have a clear answer but made sure to say that it wouldn’t be Jessica Simpson. He said that he had made passes at her in the past but it was clear to him that she wouldn’t have him.