Paparazzi Fotos Before Dinner

You just can not go anywhere in Beverly Hills these days without running into a paparazzi celebrity photo opp. We were on our way to La Scala this evening for one of our paparazzi global domination dinner meetings and to savor a Leon chopped salad when we spot Paris Hiltons’s vulgar blue Bentley right in our path. We do a quick check around the corner at Portofino and sure enough there is a pile of paparazzi waiting for Paris to emerge with her new fake tan. So always it is business before a chopped salad, but it was worth the wait. We need to retire now by the fire with the fine cognac and cigars. What a day!