Blind Item #16: This Pair Went a Sailin’

This Blind Item is coming to us from a roadie for this pop group. This pop group might be playing well for the cameras (and, oh yeah, the concert money that they are raking in), but all is not well in their tour bus (figuratively, they prefer to fly). Turns out that this married member of the group took along a single member of the group (nope, not the gay one) for a short vacation weekend, somewhere hot and beachy. The married member of course brought along his lovely wife. Our married member had a great time parasailing every afternoon in the ocean, and just couldn’t figure out why everyone else wasn’t spending as much time in the air as he was. Turns out his longtime friend/bandmate was too busy diddling his wife back at the hotel room. He still doesn’t know about it…unless of course he reads this. Everyone feels sorry for a cuckold, even a lowly roadie. Especially when everyone knows it but him.

Of course, it ain’t the Jonas Brothers, but if we were to get more specific, it would be too obvious.