Happy Birthday, Dear Miley

Miley Cyrus has never forgotten how much she owes to Disney…like, her whole career, maybe? That’s why the poor kid couldn’t catch a break from the Mouse, even though it was her birthday yesterday! Miley’s fans plunked down 250 bucks to join her for her Sweet 16 Celebration at Disneyland Anaheim. There were all sorts of A-listers there too, including David Archuleta, Steve Carell, and of course Miley’s daddy himself, Billy Ray Cyrus. We can’t help but wonder if Miley’s idea of celebrating was to put on a concert and make moolah for Disney.