Zoe’s Magic Shell Face

Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe has a new show on Bravo called The Rachel Zoe Project. We wonder what it’s going to be about? How to style six pieces of lettuce for your daily caloric intake? Honestly, we’re wondering if Rachel is even styling anyone these days. As far as we knew, she was practically blacklisted in H-town for her crimes against fashion. You can’t be a celebrity stylist if no celebrities are hiring you. Maybe thats why Rachel was hanging out at the Waverly Inn last night with her hubby, Roger Berman. It’s best to just take it easy, we think. Take note, ladies, that that dress would look terrible on anyone who wasn’t a size zero. And we’ve also got to say – Zoe looks like she’s her husband’s mother and not his wife. A little bit of fat fills in the wrinkles, and Zoe’s looking like the little raisin face that everyone always calls her.