Get out your wallets, your gas mask and a vomit bag! Own a piece of History! Our friend Perez Hilton posted a great blog detailing the disgusting opportunity for someone to purchase Michael Jackson’s used underwear from his child molestation case. No, we’re not joking. It will be on eBay tomorrow with the reserve to be met in order to purchase them for only $1,000,000! The underwear are size 28 and ready to have a new home! Here’s the perfect birthday present for Spencer Pratt.

These iconic shots were taken by Brad Elterman in 1977 in Los Angeles, California as Michael Jackson left. You know, back when Michael’s underpants didn’t match his skin.