Paris the Hairess

She’s boring and bland and really has very little to offer the world, but you have to admit this girl photographs well. Wait, did we say little to offer the world? Aw, we didn’t mean it. Case in point: Paris Hilton posed here as she launched ‘The Bandit’, the first interchangeable hair extension headband, at a press conference and launch party in Malibu, California. We can’t wait to go purchase some hair from Paris. (The party-heiress not the place, although both might be full of dirty allies and over-priced clothing, and foreign diseases.)Just kidding, we love Paris. We’re sure Paris will make out like a bandit with this new line. (Make out as in leaving with success rather than making-out like she does with every Hollywood playboy.)