We’re sometimes baffled by the speed at which Orlando Bloom goes from Hot to Not. Does he just choose not to shower on his days off? When we see him sans PR, he always looked like an unshaven, unwashed hobo. Actually, when Orlando is on a day off there’s a lot of resemblance between him and James Franco’s character from Pineapple Express. Holy shit, it’s uncanny. But there was none of that last night when Orlando dappered up for the Trump Event. For the record, we approve of both Orlandos.