• August 1, 2008
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Where’s the Beef?

You know you’re talking about Nascar when we’re talking about a man whose name sounds like a sausage. Jimmie Johnson, (are we right? Say his name over and over, it’ll make you hungry) who drives the #48 Lowe’s Chevrolet Impala SS for Nascar sizzled on the Regis and Kelly Show yesterday in New York. In perfect Nascar Style, he gave a thumbs up to our photographer and fans and signed some autographs. Then the crowd went wild and got out their knives and forks and ate him alive (cause he’s a sausage, get it?). Okay, that‘s just not funny. It must be the Icehouse talking. Nothing goes better with Nascar than a good beer and some delicious processed meat.

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Photo by Christopher Peterson/BuzzFoto.com

2 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    lol you know those nascar folk love their processed meat. i hope he doesn’t mistake his sharpie for a slim jim.

  2. Anonymous says:

    mmm, i’m hungry now.

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