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Audrina à la Mode

August 15, 2008 · Filed Under Arturo Millan, Audrina Patridge, Brandelis Jordan 

The most interesting girl in Hollywood, aka Audrina Patridge along with her newest male companion ate a late lunch at Sushi Roku Restaurant in West Hollywood. We get it Audrina, you like bad boys. BMX cyclist Corey Boham looks a little like Audrina’s sister with a shaved head. Audrina opted for a little black dress and shades. Although we must say, gladiator flats and Audrina do not a happy marriage make. Her legs look like they’ve been put through a rusty meat grinder in those things. Not a good sign when all this girl really has to rely on is her looks. What? There’s more to her than a gorgeous body you say? Prove us wrong with a drinking game. Take a shot every time she says something clever in the next episode of MTV’s The Hills. You’ll be so sober, you’ll be able to do side- and cross-support travels on the pommel horse better than the Chinese.
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Photo by Brandelis Jordan, Arturo Millan/BuzzFoto.com

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