Parasite Parties

Celebrity nobody and cousin-betrayer Alli Sims (a.k.a. Britney Spears’ faux cousin) partied at Crown bar nightclub in West Hollywood, California. We’re surprised anyone let her in. Maybe she showed the people at the door texts she got from Brit’s other old parasitic pal, Sam Lufti as proof she really is famous and friend to Brit. We’re sorry, we just still can’t forgive Alli for the bad influence she has been on the troubled pop-star and who is only famous because of her ‘blood line’ and willingness to tag along.