- July 31, 2008
Friends with Money
Okay, we know everyone is on the whole ‘Brangelina Train’ and that’s all fine and good. But there’s something about Jennifer Aniston we still like, which makes us say “Why’d you have to go and break Jen’s heart Brad?†Okay, okay. We said it and got it out and now we’re over it. She’s moved on (to rumored love John Mayer), we will too. For all of you Angie lovers out there who disagree and are going to say ‘Aniston’s boring,’ don’t forget when she was Rachel Green and we all wanted to have her hair. It wasn’t that long ago people! Here is Jennifer and a mystery female companion doing a little shopping at Barney’s New York. They left the store in the underground parking lot, yet even in the darkness, you can still see Jennifer’s famous locks.

Photo by Matthew Alexandre/BuzzFoto.com

I agree, there’s something really mysterious about her somehow. I dig her, she’s super classy and grounded.
For the last time BRAD LEFT JENNIFER BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE A MOVIE STAR AND DID NOT WANT TO HAVE KIDS. How does the world know this to be true? BRAD AND ANGELINA HAVE 6 KIDS THEY HAVE 6 KIDS THEY HAVE 6 KIDS THEY HAVE 6 KIDS. And Jennifer Aniston IS NOT A MOVIE STAR AND NEVER WILL BE. OK I’m sure she is a nice person.