- June 22, 2008
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MALIBU SURFERS ATTACK THE PAPARAZZI!!
What happens when you mix drunk surfers and the paparazzi on a hot gorgeous summer day? You get major trouble and that is what happened yesterday at Point Dume.
This is just about the most disgraceful story that we have heard of all week. Not only is this story shocking, but it will be picked up all over the world.
Is it really worth getting into a fight over a photograph? This was clearly a gang mentality in a beautiful and wealthy neighborhood. WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT OUR SOCIETY?
Get this, the surfers in Malibu were not amused that the paparazzi were taking photographs of Matthew McConaughey on a PUBLIC Malibu Beach. Not only were they not amused, but the surfers were drinking on a PUBLIC beach and they proceeded to physically attacked the paparazzi!
First things first. Do not let anyone tell you that a beach in Malibu is private. The California law clearly states the area between the low tide and high tide is public. There is no issue of a trespass here.
The issue here is why the local Malibu Sheriff is not enforcing a no drinking policy on the beach? There have been rumblings about Malibu trying to launch, with the aid of Ken Starr, an anti paparazzi ordinance. Well it will never happen. As long as the paparazzi are obeying California law, they are entitled to live and work in Malibu.
Matthew is a big boy and can take care of himself. This was just a case of drunk and bored kids trying to blow off steam.
Anytime you drunk, pudgy surfers want to go one on one at a Malibu Town Hall meeting, we will see you there any day of the fucking week. We can get Ted Kopel to moderate!
So go out and enjoy this beautiful Sunday. If you are taking fotos in Malibu, just be careful. At the end of the day a photograph no matter how important is NEVER worth physical violence.


they were at little dume, not zuma or malibu, and it is a PRIVATE beach. you need an invite to be there, and a key to get in. they also have security guards. the pap smears snuck in and got their asses kicked. mcinneedofpublicity probably snouck them in himself. he’s NOT a surfer. he’s a fucking kook who has been told to get out of the water several times. he is a danger. fuck them all. they are nothing more that human seagulls and should be treated like the scum that they are. fuck all paparazzi in the ass with a fork.
a surfer
First things first. Do not let anyone tell you that a beach in Malibu is private. The California law clearly states the area between the low tide and high tide is public. There is no issue of a trespass here.
what a crock of shit. look at the video. they are all standing above the high tide line. trespassing. you fucks think you are in the right. invading privacy and disobeying laws is not what you fucking bottom feeders are supposed to be doing. get real jobs you scum.
Love it. Give me more pics and vids of paps getting their asses kicked!
these paps a SCUM!!!!!! How dare they think their work is art!!!!I am a photography art dealer of the photographers of the past that had human decency morals and integrity..you paps will NEVER, EVER be as they were or are…you are a total disgrace to the art form…you all are a deluded, untalented, pack of bottom feeders…you get what you deserve!
Do not lump us in with the rest of the pack. We are no different then Helen Levitt, Walker Evans, Weegie and Bresson!
you are nothing like the masters…..they never tormented their subjects…did I forget to mention all of you are deluded.
who is tormenting anyone here? This is the business that the talent choice and they all crave the PR. All we are doing is life imitating art.
Dude, I sat on a board at LACMA. No one here is deluded!
SUNDAY THERE WAS TROUBLE AGAIN,POLICE ARE CALLED,SURFERS ARE IN FOR FELONY CHARGED OF DISTROYING $10,000 PROPERTY ,ON TAPE,NEVER MESS WITH THE PAPARAZZIs ,THEY TAPE EVERYTHING,,,DUMB SURFERS,
While I do enjoy your photos I have to say sometimes the paps go to far and do not allow others to have a personal life outside of work. While the rest of us leave work at a designated time NOT to have people following us around to dinner and the beach, the celebs do. Just because they are a public figure does not mean we own their ass and they do not deserve some privacy without having to hire help to and hide under the radar. Granted violence is not the solution, but sometimes people really get tired of dealing with the bull shit. No matter how you try to justify it so you can continue taking celeb photos, it’s not right. People are people regardless of what they do for a living. Matthew deserves to surf on a public beach with the rest of the world without all the hoopla.
Yes people are people and when you have the gift to live in Malibu on a beautiful day when everyone is minding their own business, it makes no sense to start a find. Everyone was getting along before a bunch of drunken and bored surfers started the fight. Those surfers are a product of zero class and zero education. With all the shit going on in the world today, they should count their blessings to have the lifestyle to do and just learn to mellow out. Let’s see if the Sheriff will now enforce the no drinking on the beach policy. We have that rule so those block heads will not disturb the peace.
Paps were not minding their own business, they were after stalking a celebrities business….LOSERS all of them….as bad as drug dealers…ya’ll SUCK
It’s time to declare war on Malibu and the surfers. If the paps win the beach, we win the turf. Time to start rumbling with the surfers.
HAHA Paps .You were at the wrong beach to be playing that shit.Go back to the point and join the flock of kooks.NOT THE COVE.Paradise aint all paradise if you are wanted.I work there and know
Is it really worth getting into a fight over taking a lousy foto! Grow up!!
admin:
Watch the movie “The Paparazzi” , then tell me to grow up. LOSER!!!!
Yeah it is ‘admin’ when you and your scum eating kind continually put the citizens of the city at risk just to get your perfect fucking photo op.
I cant wait until one of you kills someone making a quick ass u turn on PCH and gets the electric chair..
Oh and PS – Looks like you should work on your grammar a bit.. Maybe take some ESL classes at night and stay outta trouble with your camera and get a real job..
I was there on Sat. during the first fight and the whole reason it escalated to punches was because during the arguing, one of the photographers pulled out his knife. Why hasn’t this part been mentioned? Because the press need the Papparazzi to take pictures for them. They want them to appear like law abiding citizens. It’s a good thing no one got more seriously hurt.
i have been witness to the paparazzi for several years in malibu. i watch them litter on the beach, urinate in public, pick fights with random beach goers minding their business, speed, make illeagal u-turns on pch, nearly cause major accidents, tresspass, smoke weed in public, i could keep going on for days on all the laws they break. they dont obey the current laws we have. and most are here illeagally and barely speak english. what we saw at the beach that day was society fighting back against the scum that hide behind the 1st amendment. i would love to see all of them sent to the electric chair. x17,tmz,splash,flynet,inf,fame,snap pix, hollywoodtv, are the worst of the worst. ppl need to start pressing charges against them. they tresspassed to get onto that beach, were tresspassing while they were set up on the rocks, and when they left.ÂÂ
YOU PAP GUYS ARE ALL GAY. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STAY IN WEST HOLLYWOOD AND SNAP PHOTOS SUCKING SUCKING
Who ever wrote this article is a real ducher!!! ALL paparazzi’s are assholes who “push” their “jobs” to far. They can hide behind a camera and cry about their rights, but everyone’s first right is privacy. ALL you fucks will get yours!!! Go out and get a real job and just maybe contribute a little something to this “our” society other than lies and fabrications that are construed to make you look like the victim. Maybe someday all you squish mittens will actually be a victim when you get yours. Everyone else, keep ripping!!!