Ancient Eli

We’re not exactly horror fans, but even we know that Eli Roth is the hot shizz in the biz right now when it comes to that genre. Eli is director of the uber popular flick Hostel and has a million things in the pipeline, so of course we took this foto when we saw him having a late solo lunch at Joan’s on Third in Los Angeles a couple days ago. We know his famous ‘denial’ by LiLo is old news now, but we just had to quote from Eli’s MySpace entry again…just for laughs.

“And to cap off the best week ever, I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend “too old,” and kept walking. Now – she’s absolutely correct – but it was still pretty f—ing hilarious. Especially since we were in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel – where the average age is 97. If you look too old in there you’re f—ed! Time to hit the Botox!

P.S. Now I’m in bed with bronchitis from not getting enough sleep last week. Maybe Lindsay’s right!”

For the record, we think Eli is a dang good looking guy, and frankly we have seen LiLo with worse. Remember her pudgy one night stand in Capri a couple months ago? Yikes.

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