Brandon Davis and Sticky Fingers

Okay, so call us jerks, but we were greatly amused by this story from our friends at Page Six today. Apparently Brandon Davis crashed at his buddy Scott Storch’s place the other night

The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone — and so was Scott’s $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, ‘It’s OK — I just got a new security system, so everything’s on tape.’ ” After learning he’d be caught, Davis “started crying hysterically and saying, ‘Please don’t tell anyone — I’ll bring it back.’

Wait, we thought Brandon made fun of poor people.

Source here.

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