Big Bucks And No Class In Malibu

Where has the neighborhood gone? We found Kid Rock last night coming out of that new Sushi Restaurant right next door to Coogies in Malibu. The Kid was there looking like a slob with this amazing girl. Nothing new; beautiful girls with rock stars. We would hope that Malibu would attract a more stylish crowd, but that does not appear to be the case these days. Kid your music is cool, but please get some style. We still have nightmares of you and Pamela Anderson running around our St Tropez like a drunken fool on your wedding day. Please understand that this is why the French feel that Americans are VULGAR. You have ruined it for all St Tropez regulars and now it will take the French a decade to forget this moment.