How Do You Become A Celebrity?

Everyone always asks us “How do I break into this business and do I really need any talent”? Well, here are some tips and more importantly some of the perks:

PR Exposure: You need to have Buzz Foto take your photograph. That goes without saying.

Good Looks: Well, we guess that you need to have some kind of decent looks. Being blond is always a help.

Education: You do not need to attend Brandeis University. In fact, did you know that many celebrities are high school dropouts?

Perks: Well, everyone will want to be your friend. That is the first thing that you will notice. You will get tons of free gifts in bags when you leave a party. You will get to fly in first class. Sorry, no Twinkies or Wonder Bread will be served so you better bring your own. Finally, you get to stay in incredible first class Hotels in the South Of France where the French giggle at you every time that you try to pronounce the name of the town you’re staying in.