- May 31, 2007
- 6
Reese Witherspoon, Spokeswoman for Sure Deodorant
Do you remember those commercials for Sure deodorant? Sure? Unsure? Sure? Unsure? Reese looks pretty unsure here and awfully drab. Gray is not her color. But it certainly fits her mood. Reese needs a man and a makeover. She should date Jack Nicholson.

Photo by Henry Flores & Marcos Vasquez/Buzz Foto LLC

Wait a minute…I thought, according to Buzz Foto, she already had a man.
Or is that all Jake and Reese are in love! a make-believe fairy tale for the masses?
Henry the stalker never said she and Jake were together,,I believe he said rumored and according to rumors they were dating when he posted those silly photos last month. And sweetie, outside the online Jake/Reese fandom, the masses could give a rats ass about these two no matter how many OK magazine covers they make.
These pictures don’t look recent, they look familiar. They look a lot like a series of pics of Reese from March, same outfit and hiding her face from the creepy paps, but I could be wrong althogh there is no date on these.
This is some stock crap you had layin’ around…a long with the outdated caption. Reese IS dating. They are deliberately low key…bcz it’s personal. Private. Not secret. Just none of your business. And yeah. It’s Jake. As in Jake who is not gay, just gay friendly. (It was just a movie!)
“They are deliberately low key…bcz it’s personal”
Low key? Very much so because there is no picture of them together.
“This is some stock crap you had layin’ around…”
Video:
http://www.buzztvusa.com/reese-witherspoon/reese-whitherspoon-must-have-gotten-some-bad-news.html