Nicole Richie at Paris Hilton’s Memorial Day Bash

Here’s an idea for the next season of “The Simple Life.” Paris Hilton evades jail on June 5 and instead takes off on a cross-country road trip with Nicole Richie while trailed by police and paparazzi. Who would be Thelma and who would be Louise? Nicole Richie would be great in the Susan Sarandon role and wasn’t Paris born to play Geena’s part?