Reese Witherspoon, Spokeswoman for Sure Deodorant
Do you remember those commercials for Sure deodorant? Sure? Unsure? Sure? Unsure? Reese looks pretty unsure here and awfully drab. Gray is not her color. But it certainly fits her mood. Reese needs a man and a makeover. She should date Jack Nicholson.

Lady Jennifer Aniston’s Confidante
Is Courteney Cox-Arquette see-through blouse look still in? It looks tacky to us. However, she is never tacky acting. Always a class act, she adores getting her picture taken much like Norma Desmond.

Ashley Olsen, Stunning in All Black
This is the best Ashley Olsen has ever looked. Sources tell us that Lindsay Lohan once called the Olsen twins “trolls” when they were competing for Jared Leto’s affections in the summer of 2005. Now we wonder what the Olsens are calling Lindsay.

“The Hills” Heidi Montag & her fiance Spencer Pratt at Wednesday hotspot Les Deux
What an adorable couple! Heidi Montag has the sweetest smile this side of Tinseltown. Here she is with her hunky paramour Spencer Pratt. What a name! It belongs in a Bret Easton Ellis novel. Sources say that the couple were very touchy-feely all night long in front of Heidi’s catty co-stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. Hollywood romance is not for the faint of heart.

Sisters are Doing it for Themselves!!! Shar Jackson, Marla Maples & Angie Everhart
Move over “The First Wives Club.” There’s new girls in town. Shar Jackson, Marla Maples and Angie Everhart, stars of the ABC show “Ex-Wives Club” painted the town red last night when they hit…you guessed it…Mr. Chow. They all look absolutely incredible. What kind of morons would leave these smart, sexy, sassy women? Weak men don’t like strong women. Their loss.

Meg Ryan’s Comeback Role…a remake of “Pal Joey”?
Meg Ryan needs to make a comeback ASAP. She is one of the best movie stars of all time. “In the Land of Women” did not display her talents as films of the past once did. She is a rare find in Hollywood — she can do quirky independents and marquee money magic movies equally well. Meg Ryan needs to star in a remake of “Pal Joey” or “The Fountainhead.” Rich, layered roles!

Girl Talk with Hayden Panettiere & Rumer Willis
Forget “Heroes.” We want to see a show featuring the shopping expeditions of Hayden Panettiere and Rumer Willis. Hayden is adorable but Rumer really intrigues us. She is truly a fantastic photo subject. We especially love her pixie cut and her devil may care strut.

Psst…Paris’ Parents Love the Scene too!
Here’s Rick and Kathy Hilton last night at Mr. Chow. Does Hollywood go anywhere else lately? They always say that you should look at a woman’s mother to see what she will eventually look like in years to come. Paris’ mom Kathy looks decadent, not dowdy. Dear readers, do you agree? Who’s more gorgeous: Kathy or Paris?

Courtney Love — Quel nightmare!
Courtney Love looks like she needs a Kobe burger in her diet pronto. We much prefer when her face is filled out. She simply looks gaunt now. Sources tell us that her upcoming CD which is being produced by legendary Rick Rubin is outstanding.

Pepe Aguilar’s Power Lunch
Mr. Chow is also an amazing lunch scene besides being a spectacular dinner destination. Here’s Univision staple Pepe Aguilar taking a meeting with his son, future agent extraordinaire. We wonder if they had the green prawns or the gold leaf sieu mai or perhaps the wonderful venison filet mignon.

















