Jessica Simpson Or Sofie Tucker?

We were just chatting to our blogger pal, Janet Charlton this morning and in the course of our gossiping, we told her about these shocking photos that Picasso took last night at Cab Cantina in West Hollywood. Does anyone know what happended to Jess? Seems like she just blew up overnight. She looks just like Sofie Tucker in this photo. Maybe she has been dining on too much Miracle Whip, Wonder Bread and Spam during her travels. Or maybe if she looks like Sofie Tucker, too many Matzah Balls! Serious, we need to know what is going on with Jess.