THIS IS PAPARAZZI ART

This photo is amazing. Our photographer’s flash did not go off and it produced this amazing photograph. It looks like something from an underground art film. Just watch, no magazine will run this photo. Just too arty for them. They want heavy flash to see all the details in the stars faces. What do you think of this photo? It will hang in MOMA one day.

Paparazzi Attack

Keisha Cole does not fool around this the Paparazzi. She wants respect and she wants the Dog Pack to open up a path for her grand departue from Parc last night. Keisha dear, you better pull up your jeans. We can almost see a plumbers smile! Keisha is an incredible talent and we hope to see and hear more from her in the near future.

Cisco Adler’s Rejection

Hunk Cisco Adler tried to kiss this girl last night infront of Hyde and right in front of the world media he is rejected! We think that she was a bit repulsed by the superstud.

Brothers At Play At Hyde

Check out what happend last night in the parking lot at Hyde at 2am! Sean Stewart ( son of old fart rocker Rod Stewart ) was attacked in the balls by his half brother Ashley Hamilton. The ball squeese was right in front of their mother Alana Hamilton Stewart. Ashely is clean and sober now and returning to work. He has the potential to be a big star one day. Once this photo is in the magazines and internet, they will never forget this wild evening. We really love this town!!

“That Woman” Goes Out Again

Now Paris Hilton was at Parc too last night. As far as she goes, she can do no right by us. We find her loud, vulgar, common, classless, boring and does not have a clue about life. Hey, no one one is perfect, but she plays a great influnence to our young generation. If we were out on a date with Paris, we would fall asleep way before we took her home.