Where Am I??

We just hosed down Britney Spears in the parking lot at The Mondrian Hotel on the Sunset Strip this evening. She started her night at Il Sole for dinner and now she is out on the town again. This is like a nightmare that just keeps getting worse and worse. She has two babies at home and she is behaving like a hick in heat. Britney, please go home to your family. Have some Kool-Aid and go to bed.

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