Ho, Ho, Ho… I Want More Free Stuff

Dear Santa, Let’s see… I want a new Louis Vuitton bag, a new Cartier watch, a vulgar yellow Rolls Phanton, some Wonder Bread, Miracle Whip, oreos, a really rich stupid boyfriend who is totally vacuous and has nothing interesting to say to me. Oh, yes and some panties for our friend Britney. Thank you Santa and Happy Holidays!!

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